After all this super-secret-memo and banned-monologue business today, it's probably fitting to wrap matters up with something we can all come together on: BEER.
This last weekend, the Atlanta Braves started selling $60 tickets that include all the food and beer you can drink. When you allot for the fact that beers usually cost about eight bucks, geez, folks, we think those seats very well might end up paying for themselves.
We still think nothing will beat the soccer league that offered free beer for those who took part in a blood drive, but hey, it's a start. Whatever gets people to actually attend games in Atlanta.