What you missed while attempting to offset your Winky Wright gambling losses by applying for a job as an NBA ref...
• Boxing: Bernard Hopkins clutched and butted his way to an unsatisfying decision over Winky Wright. After the fight Hopkins called out Joe Calzaghe who could be heard laughing all the way from Wales.
• Soccer: Beckham debuted but Chelsea escaped from LA with a signature 1-0 win.
• MLB: Say Hey! Neither Will nor the Catholic Church was too happy with Willie Harris' 6-6 6 RBI performance against the Cardinals. Will was actually driven to tears, but that was mostly Voldemort related.

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