You know, you'd think a job as an assistant general manager of a minor league baseball team would be a cool gig, one with people who get it, man, you know? Apparently, society is evolving far too slowly for Ray Zerba.
Zerba is the assistant GM for the Jacksonville Suns, or at least he was until some kid caught him smoking weed under the bleachers during a game.
"One of the best jobs I could ever imagine having and I've just kind of thrown it all away, and now I have to pick up the pieces," said Zerba. "I've been addicted to marijuana my whole life pretty much."
You know, here we were, wondering why the Suns had recently signed that guy from Heavy Metal Parking Lot. We thought that team was cool, shit.
Puff, Puff, Lose Your Job [The Fanhouse]