The handsome rapscallion you see right there is Will Demps, a slightly mediocre free safety for the New York Giants who's pretty much destined to be on a reality show in six years. He's a smoldering fellow, and you know what that means: He just can't keep the groupies off him.
I've had my share of fun with these types. I've flown beautiful women with agendas to big games . . . I've wined and dined them at the fanciest restaurants knowing I could've shared my bed with three at a time."
They hang in packs like vultures . . . posed with breasts spilling out of their shirts . . . In the end, I know these women can never fulfill a need beyond my libido."
You see, a sensitive type like Will Demps has needs. We're telling you: He's chasing cougars on Bravo in less than five years.
We do recommend checking out his official site, though.