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    The Birds Are Murdering Our Children


    In the background of ESPN's preseason game last night, as Chris Mortensen — not "Steve Berman" — warbled on about Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons mascot went on a murderous rampage against Pop Warner league kid players. Seriously: Somebody put a body on that bird.


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