The Day The Poon Died ...

I don't wish to put a damper on your college football fun, but I have very bad news. So, please, stop what you're doing for a second, sit down, and maybe chug some hard liquor. SEC Poon is dead. (I'm sorry.)

The details of her death are still a little hazy, but thanks to the fine poon detectives at Mac G's World, here is what we think we know:

SEC Poon was shut down due to a request by Bama coach Saban or more than likely, his legal reps. A picture of his 15 year old niece was posted on the site.

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The conclusion is that the creators of SEC Poon attempted to keep the site alive by deleting her picture, before the plug was eventually pulled on ALL of the Poon.

Saban! You bastard!

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But hey, chin-up, poon lovers — a Google cache of the site still exists. And honestly, what's more fun than some sweet, sweet cache poon? Don't answer that.

Deepest Regrets [SEC Poon]

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