To Watch Tonight

What to watch instead of entering a world of danger, intrigue and magic ...
• NFL: Chargers at Pats. I'm going to watch this game with binoculars. [NBC]
• MLB: Yankees at Red Sox. Weird. Never heard of 'em. [ESPN]
• Drag Racing: O'Reilly NHRA Mid-South Nationals. Ah, breathe in those HD gas fumes, people. [ESPN2]