It's a sad weekend in the world of outdated, monstrous sports buildings: It's the last three baseball games at RFK Stadium in DC.
They're opening up their new place next year, with all the bells and whistles, and the old dump is shuffling off this mortal coil. (Well, actually, "hosting DC United games," which is kind of the same thing.) Which means this is your last weekend to have this happen. Now you'll have to take your oral sex desires to Florida, where they have 400 fans a game, liberal nudity laws and OJ.