If you're only going to read one thing today, this is it: Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis' "MySpace" page. It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

Everything you ever wanted to know about Charlie is here. His zodiac sign is Popcorn; his interests include tight pants, play-calling and Candy Land; his immortal enemies are TD Jesus and shirt buttons; he loves monster ballads ... oh just read it! The entire thing is hilarious.

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Charlie Weis MySpace Profile [JoeSportsFan]

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