ESPN Understands What The Kids Are Talking About

As always, the diligent denizens of ESPN Conversation has captured the zeitgeist-defining sports quote.

Of the hundreds and hundreds of comments left on ESPN over the last 24 hours, yes, the editors over there have chosen this as the one most worthy of front page note. We imagine a poor intern, charged with the assignment of digging through the mostly brutal Conversation boards, coming across "You can throw out the first 162, it all comes down to one game. Go Rockies!" and leaping out of their chair, running to their boss' desk and screaming, "We've got it! We've found the perfect one!"

From now on, all Deadspin comments should read something like, "The Cubs are in the playoffs. Go Cubs!" It is decreed.