Playoff Pants Party: Indians Vs. Yankees

We are faced, today, with the same dilemma that Liz Lemon wrestled with on "30 Rock:" Cleveland or New York? The question has vexed generations far wiser than ours.

Does seem like there's a lot of chubby pitchers in this series, though.

A look at predictions from around the Internets:

CoolStandings: Yankees in four.
AJ Daulerio: Yankees in four..
Keith Law: Indians in five.
Will Carroll: Indians in five.
Peter Gammons: Indians in five.
Viva El Birdos: Yankees in four.
Jeff Passan: Indians in four.
Jeff Pearlman: Yankees in five.
Jayson Stark: Yankees in five.
Buster Olney: Indians in five.
• DEADSPIN: Indians in five. We think this is the best series on the board, and, like with every other series, we're just guessing.
Thoughts?