1:02 — Lou's got a newspaper out. Says the editorial page is for "people who can't think." Considering that Lou's ripping up a USA Today, we'll give him that one uncontested.
Of course the actual connection to Saturday's game between LSU and Florida is tenuous at best, but still, isn't he great, folks? Please tip your waitress.
Lou Holtz Bends Time, Rips Newspaper [Every Day Should Be Saturday]