What you missed while hiding from assassination hit squad monkey gangs ...
• MLB: Red Sox win AL pennant, Manny says "Wait 'till next year." Boston 11, Cleveland 2.
• NFL: Jason strikes when you least expect it; he cannot be killed. Broncos 31, Steelers 28.
• We don't care what you say; they'll always be the North Stars to us. Minnesota 3, Colorado 2.