Channing Crowder Is A Citizen Of The World

Hey, did you hear the Giants and Dolphins are playing in London this week? It's like a regular old boring regular-season game ... but people will be driving there on the other side of the road!
Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder will be in the strange land of Lon-don, and clearly his Florida education has paid off in the field of geography.
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
This is true: Everybody knows there are no black people in London. Well, other than Prince Charles.
Channing Crowder Must Have Failed Geography [The Phinsider]


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