What to watch as, during the earthquake, you shake violently to make the room seem like it's standing still ...
• College football: Boise State at Fresno State. Welcome to the Doghouse. [ESPN2]
• Golf: Champions Tour, Charles Schwab Cup Championship, second round, Sonoma, Calif. They call us Funkheads. We love Fred Funk. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Cleveland at Boston.; Sacramento vs. Los Angeles Lakers, preseason, Las Vegas. Anyone want to trade for Kobe? Meet Mitch Kupchak at the Bellagio. [ESPN]

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