Sure you love that bottle of Captain Morgan, but did it love you back?
• NFL: Some sort of dramatic finish involving the Patriots and Ravens, with a game-ending melee near the goal line. Don't ask me: I was under the house trying to reattach the cable.
• College women's basketball: Rutgers Fighting Imuses hand Maryland its first loss, 68-60.
• NBA: Warriors' magical run is over as Orlando prevails in OT 123-117.
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