They've Nailed Down This Cheering Thing In China

The ongoing saga of the Chinese government attempting to train their fans and citizens to act like normal people for next year's Olympics continue to amuse. The newest endeavor: Cheering instructional exercises.

We don't know what's wrong with the current cheers.

"Zhongguo, Zhongguo — ha, ha, ha. Zhongguo, Zhongguo bi sheng. Jia you, jia you." Rough translation: "China, China — ha, ha, ha. China, China must win. Let's go, let's go."

This is just like Oakland Raiders fans, except they have maces. Oh, and guns.

I Command You To Cheer For China [100 Percent Injury Rate]