My sovereign lord, bestow yourself with speed: The squirrels are bravely in their battles set, And will with all expedience charge on us!
• Up until last night I thought a Todd Collins was an alcoholic beverage. Redskins 24, Bears 16.
• NBA: Miami ... the center of suck in the world of professional sports. Trail Blazers 112, Heat 106.
• NHL: Best performance by a 6-foot-6 Russian center ... Nik Antropov! Maple Leafs 6, Rangers 2.