What you missed while stumbling upon a ditch full of stumps...
• NBA: The Wizards couldn't hang with the Suns, but at least I got to have a nice chat with my buddy Tony Brothers.
• CBB: Virginia beat the Longwood Boners* but Mustapha Farrakhan was held scoreless in two minutes much to the dismay of the NOISB. *only in a perfect world
• NFL: Marc Bulger passed his neuropsych exam, yet his availability has become questionable.