This is the time of year when everyone starts freaking out about their New Years Eve plans. If you're one of those hot ladies we keep hearing so much about, Jeremy Shockey has a potential party plan for you.
He'd like you to dance and drink for him.
Manhattan's hottest, newest nightclub is hosting Jeremy Shockey's New Year's Eve Party and we want to surround his guys with the city's hottest girls. If you think you can dress, dance, and drink the part, then please send one head and one body shot, as well as your name and contact info, to email@example.com. Free entry and open bar all night long to the ladies we select.
In case you had forgotten what life as a professional athlete is like, you can simply promise hot girls free booze and free entry to your party, and they will send you pictures of themselves and then dance for you. Nice gig, if you can get it.