What you missed while composing The Ballad of Nick Saban (some lyrics NSFW) ...
• NBA: Don Nelson says Warriors' win over Spurs deserves an asterisk.
• MLB: Mad Max, Beyond Fukudome ... Cubs bolster outfield for only $48 million.
• NHL: Dual hat tricks? Get Out! (Elaine shoves Jerry). Flyers 8, Penguins 2.