ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its wittiest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "It's kind of like Santa's list ... who's nice and who's naughty!" — rjr3790

(Re: The Mitchell Report)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, and a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "This is not only bad for TJ, what with his prior neck injuries, but also for the Raptors." — sunderland66

• So if I'm reading this correctly, the commenter is saying that getting hurt may negatively affect you, and losing a key player is detrimental to a team? Even more brilliant than usual. Well done, ESPN commenters. — Peytonloveskenny

• The one up there right now may be even better: "Should I be teaching my fourth-grader to trash talk?" — unorganized mom. — Disgruntled Goat