Look, Kids! Football!

Hey, so here's something: There's an NFL game tonight! No, really! Don't worry, though: It's a game between two teams you don't care about, on a network you can't watch. So relax.

It's the Broncos vs. the Texans, and the best we can say about the game is that it will definitely, 100 percent not feature David Carr. Since most of you won't be able to watch it, if you're salivatingly desperate for fan updates, here's Mile High Report and Texans Locker.

But we're sure you're not that desperate. We just wanted to remind you to update your fantasy lineup. It's the playoffs, after all.