If you know this site, then you know that we're all about puzzles. And what better way to shake off the Mitchell Report Blues than to tackle a crossword? Yes, it's the first Deadspin Crossword Puzzle, and it appears after the jump. And the great part is that you helped create it. All of those Deadspin Word of the Year nominations will not go to waste, no sir (that vote is still coming up, by the way).
Sorry the crossword isn't interactive — technology confuses me. But you can print it out and pretend that you're working at your desk! I'll post an answer key later, but I don't think anyone will need it. First one done wins a pint of Chunky Monkey! Oh, and if you don't finish it, I'm afraid that Mr. Crossword here will be waterboarded.