I was planning on writing about the Andy Pettitte news here, but really, what is there to say? He took some human growth hormone five years ago to treat an injury and he "got caught." Pettitte says it was the only time he tried it his career — at a time when HGH wasn't illegal, no less — and well, I believe him. Big deal.

But whatever, this Mitchell Report video from the brilliant minds at Black20 is much more fun. If 'Nightmare Ant' had made an appearance I think I would have lost it.