This is where my spot on the Kige bandwagon ends. We need the rain in the Southeast that only Pacman can provide.

Kige would have wrassled because he believes that is is realy. For that he gets my vote.

Kige Ramsey couldn't carry Pac Man's Glock...

I mean jock. Wait...

I haven't wanted something to go away more than Kige Ramsey since...

...shit all the Manatees are on strike, clever analogy attempt aborted.

A vote for Kige is a vote for the memes

Pac Man has not done anything lately to keep up his strong start to the year, while Kige keeps pumping out YouTube Sports reports. Kige all the way!

Seriously, Kige creeps me out much more than he makes me laugh. I gotta vote for the Pac Man.

I am sorry Kige, the dream ends. If you were named Q-Bert, Duke Nukem or Mutant League Football Ramsey, you might have had a shot. But--I'm sorry.

I am not at work today, but have logged in solely to express my support for Kige. That should tell you the power that man posses.

Kige is a Titans fan, so even he is voting for Pac Man. And another chromosome.

So... vote for the guy who had his entourage shoot and paralyze a bouncer or the guy who brought untold laughs to the masses and proved to be a savant for NFL picks?

Advantage Ramsey

@MSG Intern: Units of cultural diffusion!

Guess what Kige? Pacman just swallowed a power pellet, and he's about to chomp your ass.

A Pac Man / Isiah final would make me a happy, albeit conflicted-about-whom-to-vote-for, Captain.

As far as I am aware, Kige has not paralyzed anyone. Kige it is.

I'd also like to throw out the additional justification of my vote for Kige in that he is far more unique to Deadspin than Pac Man Jones. Many in the mainstream have made jokes about Making It Rain, but Kige has remained a Deadspin folk legend not yet sullied by the masses.

I'm watching Deliverance, deep frying a possum's ass and not reading books to show my support for Kige.

Kige can make it rain down sulfur. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire (or throw dollar bills at a bunch of strippers). Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

Sorry I have to give my vote to Kige, since this is the highlight of his life now and the future.
Pac-Man has many more years to keep us entertained.

Seriously, did any of you Pac-Man voters see Kige's Review of 2007 Sports-Related Deaths? Kige is the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm voting for Kige based solely upon the possibility of a "thank you" video.

the guy who brought untold laughs to the masses

So there's a word for his style, untold laughs.

So, how is that Pac Man enrolling in classes thing going? Because I'm still debating who would be more entertaining to have in Sociology 238 with you - the Pac or Kige.

Don't forget that Kige invented adding waffle fries to breakfast cereal.

Vote Kige: of us, but not one of us.

I just doesn't seem like Kige is SHOTY worthy. If he is, does that mean Buffalo Bill smoking a bowl will be SHOTY next year?

If I want a borderline retard to give me sports info, I'll turn on ESPN.

Click clack, ManPac.

@Rob Iracane: I'm one of your top three commenters of the year? Really? Do you have any standards at all?

@Stev D: That's nothing; Jim Belushi invented adding vodka to breakfast cereal. And Jim Belushi is the Uwe Blab of the comedy world.

@arkansasfred: Whatever you do, don't take a bow. That's part of his plan.

To be fair, all of America missed out on seeing Vince Young playing quarterback this year, since he sucks and all.

Pacman, motherfuckers.

@Lamppost:
The other Belushi invented donut cereal
/VERY old SNL

The SHOTY is a microcosm of four stories that just wont go away.

@UkraineNotWeak: Well said sir, to his credit, he did provide yesterday.

@Phony Gwynn: And here I thought all along that Kige was a writer for Page 2.

@Lisa: I remember that one. It tastes much better than Quarry.

Kige, only because I think that if he wins the Shoty, he would do a special clip accepting the award...which I demand, of course.

The mildly amusing little Kige train must be derailed, and Pacman is just the guy to do it!

@HeavyPettingZoo: /insert obligatory "booo!" from Longhorn fan here

@Lamppost: But does it have the intestinal fortitude of Colon Blow? Or do you need to eat 30,000 bowls?

He doesn't know it's a damn show! He thinks it's a damn fight!

Kige for SHOTY!

Folks, folks, let's not get too much into this, lest we suffer paralysis by analysis.

This should be decided by who was nicer to Woody Paige. Because that's all that matters, really.

If Kige can't be the SHOTY, can't we at least get him a commenter invite?

@Jefferson Short Bus:
How do we know he hasn't already been invited and turned DS down since he's on the mainstream media track? You can't go both ways you know.

@Lisa: It's what all overweight, chainsmoking Olympians eat.

@Jefferson Short Bus: He's already among us, man.

Seriously? This is close?

Vote Kige!

Im abstaining on this one. One's a criminal, and the other guy reminds me of the dudes we chase away from my kids playground.

Unintentionally hilarious over intentionally heinous. Vote Kige.

@Ladies Love Fennis:

Hell, yes. And I say Kige, just because the MAN is trying to keep him down. Meme, my ass...

I want to vote Kige, I really do; but Pacman's universal health care and college tuition credit plan are so much stronger.

If only Kige would record an ad telling us why not to vote for Pacman, I might be swayed.

I'm still amazed Kige didn't get a Hall of Fame nod last summer, so my vote goes to him.

Kige is the Jim Rice of the SHOTY.

If Kige doesn't win, I'm going to set the Gawke