As you no doubt already know, the Titans control their own playoff fate tonight as they battle the Indianapolis Colts in the RCA Dome. Win, and they're in. Lose, and they're ... um ... what's bad and rhymes with lose? Bruised? Sure. Lose, and they're bruised. That, and the Browns get to massage their horse balls for one more week.

Lucky for us, NBC flexed its scheduling option-ceps with this one — which way to the gym? — so we all get to watch Jim Sorgi let down the entire city of Cleveland firsthand. Should be fun.

And finally, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't present Kige Ramsey's hard-hitting analysis of tonight's big game. Take it away, champ:

"The key [to a Titans win] I believe is that they've got to score a lot of points. They have to. And their defense has got to stop the Colts offense."

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