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A lot of people say that they're Patriots' fans, but how many are willing to bare their breasts for the cause? (No, not you, sir; please sit down). Sorry if I'm late to the party with this, but I've only just heard of wannabe actress Cheryl Ling, who is better known as the topless Patriots superfan My Rice Girl. What is the My Rice Girl experience? Think of a female, Chinese version of Kige Ramsey who wears dollar bill pasties.
"Being Chinese, being an Asian woman, it's impossible for people to believe I'm a football fan. I have to prove my fandom," Ling said in a phone interview from her home in Los Angeles. Ling, who wrote, produced and starred in the obscure 2003 comedy "Rice Girl" with the late Pat Morita, an Academy Award nominee for "The Karate Kid," popped up — and occasionally out — online this season, menacing the Colts with a whip and howling at the Browns while dancing with a leopard hand puppet. Some of Ling's works have been banned from YouTube for being "inappropriate."
Don't fret; one of the not safe for work videos can be found on her web site, via Burly Sports. And here's a totally incomprehensible interview. I didn't watch very much of either, but if one them ever comes out in IMAX 3D format I am so there.
The Rice Girl movie, by the way, also featured the estimable Joe Estevez (Martin Sheen's younger brother) and John Lithgow's son, Sean Lithgow. Amazingly, it was not nominated for a single award.
Patriots Fan Blows Her Top [Boston Herald]
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She look-a like-a man!
Don't let Tommy from Quinzee know she moved in down the street.
A-HA! An outspoken Boston sports fan who isn't Caucasian! I told you such people existed.
Now if I can only find one to point to who's also not a spine-tingling idiot, my mission on Deadspin will be complete.
@Jefferson Short Bus:
Or like a lady with a surprise!
Sure, this "lady" gets all the attention but what about New England Patriots Jewish Superfan My Motza Mama?
The portions are big, nonetheless you'll want more an hour later.
Uh, Deadspin owes me a pair of eyeballs.
photoshopped.
Photo source - Worst Happy Ending Ever
"me love you long time" jokes in 3,2,1.....
I think I saw her in Singapore...we call her a ladyboy
I loved her in "Bad Santa".
@@werk: Should we discuss custody for the avatar? I'll take Mondays, Wednesdays and every other Friday.
Even Charlie Weis is impressed with her tracts of land.
Got Rice bitch? Got Rice?
she's certainly better than Lil' Ronnie.
Shouldn't this have a Nightmare Fuel tag
Shim?
He-She?
Pre-op?
Post-op?
TV?
TS?
I'm so confused.
I am going to be singing "Tom Brady, apply directly to the forehead" all day long now.
chicks with dicks, the best of both worlds!
/randall
"Being Chinese, being an Asian woman, living in Boston, and not being white it's impossible for people to believe I'm a real person. "
"Thanks, My Rice Girl, for setting Asian Americans back 100 years."
--Tom Tucker
Worst. Coors Light coach commercial. Ever.
She got her implants after the 2002 Super Bowl. Her tits were small and real before and are now fake and huge, much like the Patriots fanbase.
Those aren't buoys.
I wouldn't touch her with Kige Ramsey's dick.
@Weed Against Speed: +1
"Make a-love to me, Ziggy Stardust!"
@MoBot: You're lucky I changed mine, or this would be a three-s... uh, difficult situation. Yeah, that's what I meant.
The Patriots offense looked flatter than her face in the second half against the Dolphins.
@LeNoceur: Bet she'd like Tom Brady applied directly to her forehead all day.
@Jefferson Short Bus: (S)he'll fit in perfectly with most females from New England then.
I'd hit it...
...with my truck...
...then quickly drive away.
She lives in L.A. Is she the real Bill Simmons?
Just you shut your mouth.
Trust me, she didn't start out Asian.
Proof that you can stick boobs on just about anything and people will pay attention.
@j4pj:
got food, got soup, got spice?
I once arrested a man-lady legally named Phuck.
@Christmas Ape: Mrs. Bill Simmons ?
@Big Daddy Drew: So she's Cock-Asian?
'If they run, they're VC. If they stand still, they're well-disciplined VC!'
@The Ghost of Tom Gordon: It was Vietnamese, but it was pretty shocking to see on a license.
she cleans roger clemens' shirts! long time!
The Vapors approve.
@Lizalicious: On behalf of Iggy Pop and David Bowie, +1
@Blackaces: Huh? What were you saying? I was distracted by a huge pair of rice melons.
@Chicago Jones:
Tommy and Sean have already moved out of Quincy and are living in Plymouth or Weymouth now.
I call false advertising. I'm a huge Pats fan, and I am neither buxom nor deranged. I am, however, misanthropic and stocky.
"Lip my stockings!"
Seriously, who ordered the cream of Sum Yung Gai?
@Herbies_Wingman: Was her name Ting Tong or Tong Ting?
Her, William Hung, and Tila (Nguyen) Tequilla can throw a giant disgrace to Asian people party.
@The Ghost of Tom Gordon: I rode the school bus in elementary school with a kid named Phuc. Then we came back after summer break one year and his name was Michael.
Wow, this time it was Rick with a Woody Allen reference. Way to suck up to the boss.
Too beaucoup. Too beaucoup.
way to start 08 off strong Rick.
My Lice Girl? i don't get it.
So... do hugely-breasted women root for bad teams, too? One never sees that...
New Engrand?
Not to be confused with the even more frightening and burlier "Mike Tice girl."
Where's the Iron Sheik when you need him?