T.O. Still Loves Him Some HimS

From the Dennis Green Memorial trademark-your-own-dopeyness-for-cash file, we present Terrell Owens' newest endeavor.

T.O., who still is "iffy" for the Cowboys playoff opener in a couple of weeks, has trademarked the name "I Love Me Some Me". Apparently, he wants it to be on theme restaurants or something. Here's the actual trademark application.

On December 14, 2007, American football star Terrell Owens (T.O.) filed to protect the trademark I Love Me Some Me in relation to restaurants, clothing and cups.

We kind of love the idea of going to a "I Love Me Some Me" restaurant chain. And then, after dinner, your waiter tries to kill himself and then denies it later, blaming it on the incompetent nincompoop who writes the menus.

"I Love Me Some Me" [Trademork]