We do not claim to be experts in the field of NFL general management, but we'd have to think when your team just went 1-15, and Bill Parcells just became your new boss, you're not long for this world.

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We remember hearing rumblings that now-axed Dolphins coach Cam Cameron could be up for some other NFL jobs, and we can only so: Please, no. Not because Cameron is inherently a bad coach — though he might be — and not because he's a bad guy or anything, but because a lifetime head coaching mark of 1-15 is the stuff of which legends are made. How do you not admire a guy who spends one season in the NFL, goes 1-15, and then never coaches again? It's freaking epic. Cam, you owe it to history to retire. Your name will never be forgotten.

Dolphins Fire Cameron [Ft. Lauderdale Sun Sentinel]