Dallas ain't the only one.

@being_Sven: zing

Aw, shit Romo is gonna suck next week. Come on Tony you were playing so well when you were playing Guitar Hero with Sophia Bush. She's perfectly hot, and probably doesn't suck IQ points from you in your sleep like Jessica.

God that's a great ass...

Jessica I mean.

2007: Ron Mexico
2008: Romo Mexico

Joe Simpson. Great Dad....or Greatest Dad?

Let's not jump to conclusions. They might be in Mexico just to get a good deal on some Chiclets.

Does anyone hate Romo as much as I do? He's such a douchebag, letting his celebrity go to this head and dating famous chicks.
I want him to party it up as much as he can in Mexico, so he sucks it up for the playoff game.
/Packers fan

Here's hoping he gets tapeworm. From Jessica.

@matt_t:
Cha-ching!
@LeagueofShadows:
Dude, lets be honest. You (and I and probably most of the guys) are envious. Successful NFL quarterback, a boat load of money, hot babes. Tell me you wouldn't be doing the same if you had the chance.
As for the picture I'd rather see her ass.

Wait a second. That's not a Dallas Cowboys hat on the guy. And on closer observation I recognize that handbag, the blouse and the hair thing. Oh my god it's my wife!!!!

I just don't understand why Romo's tolerating her parents being around all the time.

That's enough baggage to say no if you're rich, famous, and can bag your choice of actress/model/singer/whatever.

@topgun: As I sit here in the office on a Saturday working on a contract, while Romo goes to Mexico to spend his boatloads of money on booze and hot women, smiling like a jackass the entire time, I say "fuck you and your dose of reality." I still hate Romo.

I think she is reaching for his wallet.

Fucking A, its a bad day for BC. We get blown out by Kansas (expected) and the top RB we've been recruiting picks Virginia Tech over us.

@topgun: That's exactly my point. He's shallow and as Clueheywood says, is a jackass.

@Signal to Noise:

I think Joe throws in his wife for an occasional threesome, stone cold pimp that he is.

@LeagueofShadows: @topgun: Full disclosure, I'm a 'Skins fan, raised to hate the Cowboys and anyone associated with them, no matter how nice they really are. So I hope Montezuma exacts his revenge.

Jessica better be willing to fight Peter King is she wants to be Romo's bottom bitch.

@chilltown: I feel your pain, only toss in the inevitable Skins meltdown tonight for the trifecta of sports heartache for me. It'll be a miracle if I'm alive by 8pm.

And is that a Duke hat on Romo? Is he just looking for new ways to piss of large segments of the population?

@The Boy Wonder: no, the dallas fitted just looks a lot like the Duke logo.

"Women weaken legs."
/Mickey

PS- They're in TJ, Jessica is guest-starring in the donkey show.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: You arent giving Joe enough credit. He got her the headline spot

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: he also negotiated "bottom" so she can just lay there.

@LeagueofShadows: As one with a tangential link to Burlington, Wisc., I cannot knock TR. I can hope he loses, but any personal success he has a football player -- pro bowl appearances, thirty touchdown seasons, etc. -- I will not begrudge. & banging models & other celebs? Just livin' the dream.

@topgun: Yeah, most guys might be hitting celebrity ass in Romo's situation but why would anyone date a girl when you can run down to Best Buy, pick up the DVDs of her reality show, and observe that this isn't the last vacation that Mommy and Daddy Simpson will be tagging along for?

Let me be the first (?) female to say that Tony isn't *that* remotely hot to me. His face is borderline plain/cute. That said, he's probably a swell guy who has more than the Sport's Celeb Vibe going for him.

No Birkenstock/Ani DiFranco jokes...I loves the kielbasa ;)