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This is a sad thing for us all to come to terms with, but Jose Lima — along with his, uh, ample wife — is not going to be in the majors next season. But worry not: There's always Korea.
Yep, you're gonna have to go to Korea to see Lima Time this year.
The Kia Tigers, cellar dwellers of the Korean League, are on the verge of signing Lima to become their new ace. According to the Korea Times, "The Tigers hope that Lima could be a top-of-the-rotation starter for them."
Lima would be the crown jewel in an offseason in which the Tigers have also signed fellow Major League castoffs Wilson Valdez, Jae-Weong Seo, and Hee-Seop Choi.
Ha: Check out that blockbuster offseason! (We had been wondering what ever happened to Hee-Seop.) The Koreans, we tell ya, they're gonna love Ms. Lima. She should keep him employed in some league across this planet for a few more years now, you'd have to think.
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Child, Dude, YES!!
"The Tigers hope that Lima could butcher their national anthem for them"
Fixed.
Can anybody tell what the kids green hat says?
How did they let the kid out onto the field without slapping a shiny blue Dodger lid on his dome?
Where ever he is, he's supremely happy.
That's actually a pretty good haul for a team.
/P. Angelos
South Korean reaction: WoW.
I didn't know Martin Lawrence was married.
/doesn't even make sense anymore
Holy shit! I hit the refresh button and I just about lost an eye.
@Strokke:
It's a green LA Dodger cap.
LIMA TIMA!
Martin Lawrence, you motor-boatin sunnuva-bitch!
/last one I promise!
Nothing gets me choked up like a stirring rendition of the national anthem.
Lima Time > Hammer Time
Albert Einstein thinks those boobies have discovered the Unified Field Theory...
리마콩 시간!
@CharlesBronsonPinchot: Missed it by THAT much...and I agree.
I'm weary of any trade news that doesn't come from Buster Olney's laptop in the hotel lobby of the Gaylord Opryland Center.
@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: I'm about to discover the Big Bang theory with her.
/low-hanging fruit
Those are some bazooms.
Also, HOLY CRAP! Comment preview is back!!
Is that Waldo in the background?
@Me: Which of course, from Korean to English translates to - Lima Time!
+2 for the Jose Lima tag.
I have got a hankering for some melon.
Thank you Deadspin for reminding me that it's only a half hour away from me being able to go home and masturbate.
Kimchi-chees.
Who the fuck cares about Jose? Where in the world is Chesty Lima?
Where in the world is Jose Lima?
I'm going to guess "motorboating between those massive ta-tas", Chief....
Where in the world is Jose Lima's wife
Long overdue fix
We had been wondering what ever happened to Hee-Seop.
I, um, hadn't been wondering. But hey, S. Korean Pants Party?? Are those legal over there?
Those two beauties will each need their own passport to get into Korea
Oh, and if i was that kid I'd still be breastfeeding.
rook at those rovery rady rumps
"You better find a fucking job Jose, these things don't stay like this on their own."
That reminds me. I once again have to check the air pressure in my tires.
It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
- Evan, "Superbad"
@G Voll the Mole: Yes, pants are legal in South Korea. Racist.
Fuck the flag, people, and look at the RACK!
For your information they are fake and, um, well they're just fake.
I'm guessing Lima time is somewhere between 4-8 seconds.
That looks to be enough milk to feed Rockapella for weeks....
(Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!)
Is it wrong that I'm squinting at my work computer, trying to make out any nipple outline in that picture?
Did Tuffy just make a WoW joke?
@GoldManGold:
+1. That made me ROR.
Hee-Shop Choi is so excited he fell over and bounced his head off his kitchen floor
Double Trouble... ♬ in ♬ jaaaaaaaaaaaail
I'm trying to squeeze breasts and the DMZ into the same joke but its just not working....
Any team that think Jae Seo will turn them around is sadly mistaken. Is their director of scouting George Costanza?
@crazyjoedavola: I doubt it, but I'd love to "stop short" with Mrs. Lima!
♬ Ebony and mammories, live together in perfect harmony ... ♬
Kim Jong-Il loves basketball(s).
This also excites the ronery Kim Jong Il.
Hope they have appropriate security for Mrs. Lima.
Kim Jung Il has demanded that Lima's wife supply milk to the entire North Korean nation..
Science can build tits like that and a bra that holds them up and bridge fell down in Minneapolis. I think we know on what the engineers and scientists are really focused.
@The Fan's Attic: @CurlyW: @BelichickSpiesOnYou: A Kim Jong Il trifecta.
"Swing low sweet chariots
I pledge allegiance, to the juggs, on the eye candy next to Jose Lima....
@j-no: Preventing hair loss and prolonging erections?
You know who has big breasts? Jose Lima's wife.
@The Fan's Attic: Is this where we begin to discuss the worthressness of Arec Barlwin?
@j-no: You cannot motorboat under a bridge!
Oh wait, nevermind