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JEFFREY ROSS MIKE AND MIKE ROAST
Unfortunately, we don't have the Dana Jacobson video yet, but the first little smidgen of footage from the Mike And Mike Roast has hit the Internets.
We will confess that the phrase "lamer than Ditka's cock" is pretty funny; we do like us some Jeffrey Ross. But nothing yet from the Jacobson camp yet; we imagine that video being locked away somewhere deep in the bowels of Bristol HQ. A tipster who was there gives us a slight rundown, however:
. try THIS on for size....among her drunken statements made from the dais....(with Charlie Weis in attendance)....
"f... Notre dame"
"f....touchdown Jesus"
and - the step-aside-because-lightning-is-about-to-strike... "f.... Jesus."
Supposedly a long letter of apology to Coach 3-8 has been dispatched.
She had no recollection who ushered her out of harm's sway.
Little sympathy for this devil among the troops.
The delicate sensibilities of Charlie Weis must be protected.
Comments
God damn it Leitch, if Amazon sends me one more email about your book...
I fucking ordered it already!
I didn't laugh until "I don't speak homeless." But those guys really get a kick out of Ross, huh?
The more I hear about this girl, the more I like her.
311's Who's Got the Herb? is somehow the closest related video on there.
I did Stevie Wonder on a show once and black people lost their motherfucking minds!
i think paul rubens is controlling the camera. or at least near by.
Ditka's cock would still beat the Packers 72-3.
I can't find the live blog of the MLS SuperDraft- can anyone help!?
@RectumDamnNearKilledEm: um, that's the halftime score.
Dana Jacobsen should be given a promotion. At least she didn't make fat jokes or failed fat surgery jokes.
@thefuseproject: If you send Don Garber a self-addressed stamped envelope, he should sent you a complete list.
Umm...who the fuck is Jeffrey Ross?
It's hard to tell if the person manning the cameraphone is the guy laughing like Joan Rivers...but he was definitely standing very close.
@SA: ahahaha, +1 to you. That made me laugh really hard. I find him more "annoying" than I do "funny."
The comics worked blue? Was no one thinking about Greeny's delicate sensibilities?
A lot of comedy cold there from Ross.
Isn't he Coach 3-9?
It's still better than Jay Mohr trying to roast NASCAR drivers...
gold*
How was it possiblt to get Ali to film this fine event?
That's all fine and dandy, but when does Nick Bakay come on?
Hershel Walker didn't find this funny, but Hershel Walker did.
@parker91: Sweet! Should I just address it to "general delivery," or "no fixed address?"
@The Gizmo from Pismo: +5
An Atlantic City interior designer fell on his pinking shears in a dishonorable death today.
Wake me when somebody either goes bugfuck on Greenie with a bat or when Dana makes sweet love to a vodka bottle.
Boy! They're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.
@What Would Kornheiser Do?: It's still better than Jay Mohr trying to roast anyone
/begging to be fixed
Jeff Ross : celebrity roasts :: Nicolas Cage : shitty action movies
I miss the "One's fat, one's gay" tag.
I wish Andy Dick had been on the dais, and then that Ray Lewis had stabbed him.
@BloggyMcBlogBlog: I was really hoping Ross would use that when he was saying the "Wannabe, never-was" stuff.
Dana also told Charlie she wouldn't fuck him with her own dick.
oh so I see Nibbles is making his return. f dat hamster.
@ArkansasFred:
*they motherfuckin' minds.
"You wanna impress me, take the wheel for a little while, motherfucker."
Hershel Walker has multiple personality disorder!
/threadjack
@Stay Away From Oprah: Dana's got the herb.
To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't fuck anyone with someone else's dick.
@Captain Caveman: Good for you, young man!
/Philip Rivers
@Captain Caveman: Obviously, if you count his multiple personalities, that brings the number of players/draft picks up to at least 25 or 30.
@Chamomiles Davis: Hell, if anyone's dick's doing any fucking, it better be mine!
/Joe Namath
@Captain Caveman: Hershel Walker does it all the time.
This roast sucks without Lisa Lampenelli and more black dick jokes
Hack
-AZapruder6363
I'm wating for the sex tape with Dana and Eddie Griffin. THe comedian.
SHABOING-BOING!!!
Clearly, Joe Namath and Jacobsen need to host the next roast.
Jeffery Ross was also on the 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular'. He wore an elf suit.
Not "lamer".... "limper". He's toying with the flaccid mike stand.
there is no dana. only zuel.
I wonder if Golic's on-air steroid admission gaffe got any coverage at the Roast, or did the WWL put the censorhip police on that?
@barfolomew: well played...
@RectumDamnNearKilledEm: affirmed
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