What you missed while watching the best of Tracy Morgan on SNL...
• Soccer: The USMNT kisses the Swedes goodbye. More on this game to come in the near future.
• NBA: Brandon Roy out-performed Dwight Howard but the Magic got the win over the Blazers. Greg Oden probably looked pretty dapper over on the bench.
• CBB: Duke struggled with Clemson before eventually pulling away. It wasn't a moment too soon for Mike Patrick, who was on the verge of orgasm or infarction for most of the evening.

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