You had me at "ToddFlanders".

Fuck, it's Tuesday again?

"Hey, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes."

The Dugout finally got it! Put someone even less funny in the chats so it doesn't look so shitty by comparison!

Um,

if this replaces ssw, we'll all be better off

I thought this idea was killed of on these here tubes a couple months back? What's next, another Weintraub post?

That last line of King DeDeDe's sounded like a threat to me. Deadspin LLP, can I get an opinion?

no wah wah indians?

Football Guys > Deadspin Commentariat

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Don't jinx us!

that was ph-phunny

@PoppaPerk: Well said. +1.

@ClueHeywood: Mind your own damn business Mrs. Rodriguez

Nothing will ever be as bad as House risking a patient's life during Red Sox/Yankees. It was so prevalent it made the freaking Championship DVD.

I'm afraid to reproduce the lines that made me laugh out loud.

If you're in Italy you say, "bippity boppity boppa, bud light."

What a coincidence, Bill Cosby likes Bud Light, too.

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That was goddam brilliant.

and since you're joking you can say whatever you want

That was so meta my head hurt. Where is LEW?

Carlos Mecia stole my hubcaps

/old Chi Chi Rodriguez joke

Great "24" reference in there.

Fuck I can't stand Mencia... for once maybe the game will be more entertaining than the commercials this year.
/shits pants

If you're in Belgium, you have to use your words like a big boy clone to get a Bud Light. --thegooddrevil

Every Tuesday until the end of the NFL season? (a) No; (b) It's Wednesday.

2 Mencia posts 1 cup

I want to punch Carlos Mencia in the mouth.

So, wait, Eli is racist?

What an apt comparison: Dane Cook vs. Carlos Mencia

Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia. yuck.

I don't want to live in a world where other humans don't find this funny.

/sleeping pills

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: That would be a hate crime. Unless you say "FUCK YOU FUCKING BEANER FUCK!!!!!" while you're punching him, because then it's apparently okay.

@Rob Iracane:

/+1
//shits pants

Goodnight, sweet chink Prince.

Fukodome says, "Can I get a Buh Right?"

Awesomeness.

@MitchKayak: Eli does strike me as the kind of guy who'd find Carlos Mencia funny and insightful.

So no, not necessarily racist, but occasionally stupid.

I liked it up until it had Tom Brady as the voice of unprejudiced reason. That is the most offensive joke of all.

@Rob Iracane: Funny yes, funnier than Kelly Dwyer's shocking dialog... no.

@Signal to Noise: Mencia is only funny if you're exhausted, drinking vodka, and smoking a doob. All at once.

Mencia is only funny if you're exhausted, drinking vodka, and smoking a doob. All at once.

So Carlos Mencia is approximately as entertaining as my desk lamp.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Damn, Eli's hardcore.

You know what's funnier than this? Smokey Tornado.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: that's generally my opinion, but for some reason there are many, many people who like him in this country.

I can't say for sure whether they're all completely stupid. You can have blinders on in the area of humor and be otherwise intelligent, I think.

@44 in a Row: Only if your desk lamp can either dance or wears a stocking.

Eli's as hardcore as Emmanuelle as shown on CBS at 8 PM on a Sunday night.

Finally, something funny from these Football Guys.

Is it wrong that I know the KingDeDeDe reference?

Or is that showing the era I grew up in?

I was hoping Brady would become some kind of Pecota like figure

The guy in the yellow was a fucking hero in this one.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Well, somebody's got to be the straight man.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
As the lead in for Murder She Wrote?

Carlos better hope Louis CK does a Bud Lite commercial soon. Otherwise, he's all out of ideas.

Man, all these years my grandad in Mississippi was a comedian, not a racist? If that's true then he was the funniest man below the Mason-Dixon line.

@44 in a Row: Your desk lamp stole its radiance from Thomas Edison who stole it from Nikola Tesla who stole it from Zeus.

Ripoff.

@She Blinded Me With Violence:

So, as long as I say something like, "Why don't you go drink some tequila and eat some tacos you dirty beaner!" while I hit him, it's a joke and therefore not a racially motivated act? Sounds good to me.

@IsoldmysoultoMilhouseVanhouten: If you do it while hitting him, it's physical humor, not a racist. If you hit him with a taco, you're a prop comic, not a racist. If you do it in panels using funny voices at Deadspin, you're making a comment upon social mores, not a racist.

/i kid from love, guys de football