What Dee Mirich missed while furiously writing about 200 angry poems ...
• MLB: Barry Bonds asks judge to dismiss perjury charges on the grounds that he didn't understand the questions (laugh track).
• College basketball: Five overtimes? Is that all? I once saw Sister Hazel do eight encores. Baylor 116, Texas A&M 110.
• Tennis: Suddenly all the Jo-Wilfried Tsonga posters in my home are relevant.