ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "As a Mavericks fan, I posted this score as my wallpaper. Priceless." — Rangerfan04

(Re: Seattle 88, San Antonio 85)

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Why not trade Bedard and get players who would make the O's tough?" — BryanV21

• Why not trade Angelos, the mop and bucket the janitor has would make a better owner.
-AMcphail2008 — Tater

• Why not trade me and get commenters who would make the ESPN message boards better? -BryanV21 — She Blinded Me With Violence

• Has everyone seen where BryanV21 works? "The Village Gate Animal Hospital and Pet Resort." His job title? "Front Desk." — Carlton Whitfield