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If you still haven't wrapped your head around that epic Chris Berman video yesterday — and, honestly, the video becomes a little more mesmerizing each time we see it — the guys at Zubaz Pants have put together this fun, inevitable remix.
We still think it would have been awesome if he'd have tossed in a "WOOP!" in the middle of his rant.
11:40 AM on Fri Feb 1 2008
By Leitch
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Any bets on how long until Scott Van Pelt starts using "JEESUS" during one of his highlights?
Needs more RUMBLIN BUMBLIN JESUS!
I heard The Chemical Brothers remix was better.
Boomer Goes the Dynamite!
@Weed Against Speed: Dude, that went without saying...
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
/sips Diet Coke
Jammin' on the one. Jam-jam-jammin' on the one.
Chris Berman: The gift that keeps on giving.
Man Berman, just think of the possibilities with Adrian Peterson.
Was that edited by Emmitt Smith for cohesion?
@Jefferson Short Bus: I don't know what to say...what...what to say...what to say.
I'm sorry, but if a web video isn't spoofing Star Wars, I am just not interested.
That is just stupid, stupid, stupid. Why would it be so stupid?
MITT ROMNEY!
@Christmas Ape: I think the Berman video would make a fantastic ad for Diet Coke.
We still think it would have been awesome if he'd have tossed in a "WOOP!" in the middle of his rant.
I always imagine he does that when he changes positions while having sex. But then I realize I'm thinking about Ber-banging, and realize I will never be able to have intercourse again.
It would make a really good diet coke commercial.
Diet Coke. I'm betting that's a delicious, nutricious Coors Silver Bullet.
@Doyle McPoyle: Ber-banging just became the front-runner to be added to Webster's in 2008.
Paul Oakenfold approves.
There's only one thing that Chris Berman should do from now on: shut the fuck up.
@Doyle McPoyle:
"It....could....go....all....the....way..."
I'm hoping that the video constantly replaying the last 5 seconds is on purpose..otherwise, my computer is possessed.
I find it ironic a man who dresses up routinely as a purple fortune teller has any sort of opinion on how people should conduct themselves on or off the air.
Some hooker had to suffer for the post yesterday and was treated like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.
I'd hate to see how Berman reacts if somebody crosses in front of his line of sight at strip club.
@The Gizmo from Pismo:
Same thing happened here.
@The Fan's Attic: eh, he'd be all bluster and no action. he'd yell a lot, someone would leak it to YouTube, we'd all laugh, and that'd be the end of it.
"LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNNNNNNNKINS!"
"Omigod, he just when in"
"Jeeeesus, I can't believe I just saw that!"
Needs more Star Wars Trumpet.
@blastitbiggs: Least he had chicken.
Was....going....to....comment....but....ber-banging....has....melted....my....brain....
How disconcerting was the 2-Minute Drill on Sportscenter last night/this morning? I kept waiting for him to stop dead and flip out at anyone within shouting distance.
@Chloroform Monster: +1.1
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