FedEx Wants All Hungover Employees At Work Tomorrow

Until those diligent slackers get the day after Super Bowl turned into a national holiday, we the working class must continue to roll into to work on Monday, somehow, some way. Don't bother calling in sick — it doesn't work.
Especially if you work for FedEx. Their employees were told that any missed work on Monday must have a doctor's note or other proof. Any unexcused missed days will be investigated by this man.
Here's the memo. I can't entirely read the name of the Operations Manager who distributed this, but I do believe it was Britney Spears:

FedEx Delivers Super Bowl Monday Message - Be At Work Or Else [Busted Coverage] SuperBowlMonday.com


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