Which Patriots Video Is Scarier?sussman2/03/08 1:00pmFiled to: nightmare fuel-OffNew England PatriotsSuper Bowl XLIIClipsNfl20EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkWith little on TV, it's time to partake in some of the Internet's finest available video pertaining to those with hard stances on the New England Patriots. Ahead of you are two videos of the Tube Belonging To You variety — one taking the "for" and one taking the extreme "against." It's a toss up as to which one's more frightening.AdvertisementSo let's meet our two entrants.Contestant #1: Patriots Cheerleaders What terrifies the children: They appear to have done this sober. Otherwise I'm sure Mrs. Pats Fan would have gotten a mouthful of Bostonian boot.AdvertisementWhat it's got going for it: While this may be one of the lamest videos known to man, what saves it is their conviction during their idiocy. This is basically the same postulate that keeps me going on weekends.Contestant #2: Remember The Cheatriots What terrifies the children: Michael Strahan watching Tom Brady do that Spanish reporter chick in the bathroom.What it's got going for it: You might remember this man's work earlier on Deadspin in the form of The 2007 Cowboys In 8 Seconds. The splicing of videos is clearly a little crude but it's far better than any of us could do.