I might have forgotten to mention this earlier: Ha Ha!

I really, really, really hope my copy of 19-0 comes in the mail this week!

This was easily the best Puppy Bowl ever.

It dulls the pain just a smidgen to know that the KSK guys thought my comparison was funny enough to immortalize it through photoshop.

He does look like Scott Tenerman

cute.

Now go die you pigfuckers.

Eh... okay, but not great.

As far as taunting memorabilia goes, my favorite is still the USC t-shirt that says "My Maid Went to UCLA".

For some reason the word "Whaambulance" can instantly melt my icy heart…

Oh, but there's something much, much better.

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If I were Eli, I couldn't have resisted the temptation to say, "Go fix me an omelet, bitch."

@daver4470: I've always liked "Catholics vs. Convicts".

Can we talk about how Belichick got outcoached in this game and then abandoned his team and ran away like a bitch in the end? Can we? Can we?!?!

Dang, 19-0 is no longer available on Amazon. They've still got this "placeholder" title, though.

@Chief Wahoo: I think I saw that episode of MXC.

"Ooh, and he dropped his balls right into the holy water"
"Right you are, Ken"

@Chief Wahoo: And you would know what about winning, Clevelander?

Bill Belichick's favorite band is Radiohead??

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still feels good.

Its still not as bad as Buckner--nothing will ever be worse than that

@cromartie: I know that this Patriots team is laughable compared to the 1948 Browns. Ha.

Brady on his back looks like he's about to give birth. To a choking baby.

@Fawn Liebowitz: Christmas Ape thinks that you should not be sad at all because your team only lost once.

@grungedave: Hmm, coming out of nowhere to be initially likable, then grudgingly admired for their competence and skill, then forced down your throat for being "awesome" when all they really are is difficult.

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

@Turkeyleg:

that is totally in play. I said it last night, I'll say it again: Bill was small in all ways last night.

The adjustment to the quick slants came about 2.5 quarters too late, and Bill definitely should have challenged the Pierre Woods fumble recovery.

Unless Bill and Tom win another Superbowl and Bill finds some real humility, he will not get into the HoF on the first try. Maybe he doesn't care, but he has greatly diminished in my eyes this season.

Tomorrow, for four hours, I will be an employee for ESPN. Do I still get my free medium drink that the Bristol cafeteria?

@ky-jellydonuts: Why the fuck did Meredith "congratulate Tiki"? She realizes he's not only not on the team anymore but they wouldn't have made the SB if he came back, right?

@Fawn Liebowitz:

yes on Billy Buck. Superbowl 20 was pretty sucky too. I had no idea how good the Bears were that year (I was 12), and actually thought the Pats had a chance. whoops.

@Slothrop: Are you talking about Brady or Billy B for the HoF? I hate Brady, but he's definitely first ballot.

@chilltown: That should read BDD. My bad.

@Tobias Funke:

Belichick. Brady is a first ballot if he never wins another game.

@Slothrop: Unofficial worst moments in Boston Sports history:

1) Buckner
2) Last night
3) Boone HR
4) 78 one game playoff loss to Yanks

@Fawn Liebowitz:

I'd move last night down below Boone and Bucky Dent. 3 Superbowls before last night makes a big difference for me.

The pain of last night is subsiding, I am moving on to anger. I'm healing!

@Fawn Liebowitz:

5) (26 Entries tied for fifth place)

@Chief Wahoo: Get back to us when you can scrounge up some photos of a Cleveland victory parade - in color.

@Tobias Funke: That's part of why I like it so much. If Tiki had a choice between doing this and sticking knitting needles in his eyes, he'd have someone hold the microphone while he held his eyelids open.

But he'd still be smiling.

@cromartie: I take pride in the fact that we've been saying "Next year is our year" since Lou Boudreau wore the uniform. Shows perseverance.

@Chief Wahoo: Catholics VS. Criminoles... Ahhhh 1993. A very good year.

@Slothrop: I concur. Last night would only have beaten 03 if at some point down the stretch Brady had just handed off to a Giants player (i.e. requires near-intentional throwing of the game, a la Grady).

@Fawn Liebowitz:

Too many men on the ice.

@cromartie: No, your teams weren't cursed, they just sucked.

i'd say: terrible?

how, exactly, was the pats loss a "choke"? i don't get that... isn't ththatj

whoa

isn't that disrespectful to the giants? the pats came back in the 4th to take the lead, then the giants executed a 2 minute drill to win. where is the "choke" in all that.

being up 3-0 in a series and losing is "choking" - being up by 18 in the 4th and losing is "choking" - how was this choking?

my point for the slow people - it was "an upset"... and not that big of an upset. there was no choke.

They choked on the soupcan cocks of the G-Men.

@Turkeyleg: now i'm hungry. what's for dinner?

is your Turkeyleg smoked? because then i could use it in a soup...

@cromartie:

Cleaveland fans have done a lot of crying over all the times we went undefeated and then lost the Super Bowl.

Wait, never mind. The 2007 Patriots are the only team that ever did that. Ever.

Chooooooooooooooooooke.

I'm a huge Pats fans, but after the way I just laughed my arse off at that first picture, I guess I'm an even South Park fan.

@Zach Everson:

Funny, I'm an odd South Park fan.

/rimshot

@supermike4ever:

Let's see... record setting QB, record setting WR, 12 point favs, undefeated season vs. retard and gap tooth.

Choooooooooooooooooooke.

@supermike4ever:

It would be disrespecting the Giants to call their win a fluke. But calling the Pats loss a choke? I mean, it was, wasn't it? They got outplayed, yes, and they deserved to lose the game, and that's why it's a choke; if a record-setting offense only scores 14 points, then they choked.

I mean, didn't the Yankees choke away the 2004 ALCS? they got outplayed by the Red Sox in Games 4-7, but they still choked. You aren't supposed to lose a series when you're up 3-0, and the Pats weren't supposed to lose this game.

@katolesce:
You, Sir, have won the thread.

@racistmascot_inc: i wholeheartedly disagree. if you CHOKE away a big lead in one game, that's a choke.

but, simply losing a tight game? against a team they had recently played closely? how is that a choke?

2004 ALCS, the yankees were up 3-0 and lost the next four. that's a choke. the oilers were up by 28 in the 2nd half against the bills and lost, that's a choke.

the pats were UPSET. don't tell me we're now throwing around "choke" for every upset that is based on pointspread.

@racistmascot_inc: As a Cleveland fan, I'm surprised the Super Bowl is anything other than a fictional television show to you.

I'm not a Patriots fan by any means, but Cleveland fans have no cause to piss on anyone's parade.

Get back to the rest of sporting society when you win something other than MISL titles.

[www.honkifyoulovejustice.com]
Made that for the Pats fans last night.