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Doctor recommends not yelling at bloggers for at least two months.

We've had our differences with Len, and a lot of it was in our early days, when we were looking to get noticed. But the guy is a grinder...

That's exactly what they removed from his aorta. A grinder.

ESPN outpatient superfecta is complete.

@Rob Iracane: So what you're saying is, if it were possible, Len Paquarelli would eat himself?

"He was absolutely suffering through the voting, and he stayed in that room," the source said. "I begged him to just fill out his ballots, leave, and get to a hospital."

That explains the lone vote cast for Marcus GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"He was absolutely suffering through the voting, and he stayed in that room," the source said. "I begged him to just fill out his ballots, leave, and get to a hospital. But he not only stayed, he wrote a story on the voting afterward. When he finally sought medical help, he was rushed into surgery."

ESPN's Len Pasquarelli tells ESPN sources that Len Pasquarelli is a brave little solider in an ESPN exclusive.

@Weed Against Speed: Well, yes. He is made exclusively of lunchmeat, processed cheese and cheap olive oil.

That's what he gets for dissing Arlen Specter.

"Your surgery was a success Mr. Pasquarelli and if you'd care to read about it I'll be posting it on my blog. We also took the liberty of placing hair plugs on your scalp. That will be in the blog entry too."

@Rob Iracane: I always thought he resembled Pizza the Hut. Thanks for confirming it.

He's really taking the Art Monk thing hard.

@Rob Iracane: by "lunchmeat" you mean head cheese, right?