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By now, you've probably seen it, but we'd be remiss if we didn't point it out anyway: Here's Don Mattingly's wife who was causing all the trouble over the weekend.
Mugshots are notoriously unflattering, but ... heavens.
Don Mattingly Doesn't Look So Hot Himself Anymore Either
3:30 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
By Leitch
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No.
who would win in a fight...Strahan's ex or Mattingly's ex?
@StevePerryPsychOut: Strahan's ex's bodyguards.
That explains Mattingly's consistency- he married a Slumpbuster!
This photo seems to corroborate Kunich's story.
She really shouldn't have looked at the Ark.
Separated at birth: Mattingly's wife and Heaven's Gate's Marshall Applewhite:
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I think Dr. Nick did her botox injections.
I thought Aileen Wuornos had been put to death already.
What did he expect when he married Aileen Wuornos?
nightmare fuel. fantastic
crystal meth is fun
Wait, Is Mrs. Mattingly is the mother of Reche Caldwell?
The strike has hit Amy Poehler hard...very hard.
fuck, no wonder he kicked the bitch out
@ArkansasFred: Quick- what number am I thinking of?
@Sh!tShow: She chose. . . . poorly.
Paralympic Athletes agrees with your reaction.
@katni: You're the Christina Ricci in this whole psychosexual drama.
Don Mattingly looks pretty much the same as he always has. Which is to say, like a moustachioed ET. Or if you prefer, albino Willie McGee.
Crazy Eyes = Great In the Sack
My mom said I looked cute in my mugshot. I wish I was joking.
Is she the one who wore the garters and ate fried chicken before every game?
Oh, wait, that was Boggs.
Mattingly is lucky she didn't put him in the Perfect Plex.
Rocky Dennis is impressed.
@goathair: My mom did, too. Not joking either. I guess that's a mom's job.
I thought she was great in Total Recall
You're with me LeatherFace
@Camp Tiger Claw: +1
@Camp Tiger Claw: Wow. Just wow.
That's nothing. You should see Winfield's new girlfriend!
Winfield's new date
@Camp Tiger Claw:
+1
This is making my penis cry in fear
I'm trying to figure out how the Yankees ever lost a game with Mattingly on the roster.
It must be wonderful to be Mattingly, waking up every single morning thinking you had a bad case of beer goggles the night before.
@Camp Tiger Claw: When arrested, she was reportedly throwing herself a football the distance of Mattingly's yard.
the booze really makes women loose it fast. Guys they just look like red nosed versions of their former self
Donnie Baseball was married to Carol Kane?
Ok everyone, let's all be nice...
/looks at picture
EGADS!!
Mattingly, shave those sideburns!!!!!
"I'm comin' for you, Donnie, I'm yo Crazy Eyez Honey!"
@Sheepblog I heard she would try to challenge-drink Boggs on cross
country flights.
That picture might hurt Mattingly's Hall of Fame chances.
Of course, I can see how she'd be pissed, especially with her husband feeling up a cartoon character
Does she have astronaut diapers on standby?
So that's what happens when you pull a woman's hair from behind every night.
"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife"
That Mattingly must be one HAPPY dude.
Wow, Tawny Kitaen has really let herself go.
Are we sure that is not the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons?
Her knees are too sharp.
-Studman69
She was just trying out for the part of strung-out trailer-dweller for the next season of COPS.
Next on VH1 -- Macauley Culkin: The Partying-With-Nick-Nolte Years
I'm not surprised. She apparently is.
... and that was the first time mrs. mattingly sucked dick for crystal meth
I've already used it, but why not again?
"Just tell 'em Large Marge sent you!"
@lieutenant winslow: From my experience it wont be her last.
-said too much
Donnie Baseball: the real-life, "Shallow Hal."
Dear God, is it any wonder why Donnie Baseball chose a career which would have him on the road for 7 months a year?
@Camp Tiger Claw: +1 Yes, it deserves that many plusones.
Her?
Prediction that the following items areon Mrs. Mattingly's property inventory list for jail: Pack of Winston Cigarettes 1/2 smoked, BIC lighter, and Levi's denim jacket.
Reminds me of a great Scrubs line (paraphrase):
Jordan: And I hate it when you look me in the eyes during sex.
Dr. Cox: Then don't turn around.
It's not Mattingly's fault. He joined the league before all players were required to have hot wives by the MLB Collective Bargaining Agreement.
I'd jump on that grenade.
/Mark Grace
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Wow.. the Red Sox win again!
If you scratch the picture, you can smell the Seagram's
I thought The Fabulous Moolah was dead!