Perhaps he was being ironic?

Well, good win for Duke. I hear they hired a coupla strippers to help celebrate. Nothing can go wrong with there.

What you missed last after finding out Ken Tremendous's horrifying truth.

[www.firejoemorgan.com]

[en.wikipedia.org]

What you missed while enjoying a friendly match where nobody lost and all the moms brought orange wedges....

What you missed while attending a Dominican cockfight with Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal.

[sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

No tamale guy though.

What you missed while blushing at all the masturbation references in the first few chapters of Will's book.

@UkraineNotWeak: Little Jerry goes down in the second round!

What you missed while you slept

What, it's true, isn't that enough?

It's a beautiful, sunny day here But I need a raincoat for all the "We would have won if Lawson wasn't hurt" crying by the UNC fans.

What you missed while wondering which Deadspin commenter works for Sports Illustrated, that the magazine featured a squash story in the same issue as with Eli's Super Bowl heroics

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: I'm still trying to wrap my head around that. A writer of my favorite show also writes one of my favorite blogs?

@Lunatic Fringe: Hard to argue with that logic. UNC lost to a very average Santa Clara team the year they won the NC because Felton sat out.

I'll give Duke credit for the win. They shot the lights out from 3-pt range and that's why they won. If Ellington and Green hadn't sucked major cock (4-24 FG) they could have won without Lawson.

@matt_t: I have no links for it but my roommate also found, that I think it was Dak, was a writer for Frank TV.

@Dead Wrestlers Society:
Maybe Danny Green needs to work on his jumper instead of his dance steps

Chris Paul's sumo smash of Peja after he won it is a good reason to like the Hornets.

@Dead Wrestlers Society:

Maybe Danny Green should work on his jumper more and forget about his pregame "dance"

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: Yeah that was a bit crazy to find out.

He's done a good job of not talking about trampoline sports.

/bad Mose-related joke

#$^$%@&^@%& NIBBLES !!

Plagiarism! What a depressing way to start the day. To lighten things up, let's talk about the Puppy Bowl. I have looked at the starting lineup, and there's a couple of dogs that really look like trouble. The miniature schnauzer looks like he'd chew up your Super Bowl tickets without even thinking about it.

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: I love FJM, but how do you write for Frank TV?

INT. TV SUDIO. [INSERT ENDLESS DR. PHIL IMPRESSION HERE]

I'm sure the plagiarism guy will land on his feet. Probably at the Baltimore Sun.

@Lunatic Fringe: yeah, I saw that. That doesn't seem like something Dean would have approved of but apparently Roy is okay with it. I personally think it looks stupid.

@Dead Wrestlers Society: While I am certain that Duke fans are glad to get credit for the win from you, they're much more excited to get credit from the scoreboard.

Guys who are good shooters who go 4-24 do that for a reason. Typically because they're being pressured by a very efficient defense and forced into bad shots.

@Barnacle: Eh, I don't know about that. As good as Ellington is, he runs very hot and cold. I have seen him many games just miss open shots. He is either red hot or just can't hit anything.

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: do blogs fall outside WGA guidelines?

Man, tough week for Texas Tech, huh?

@Dead Wrestlers Society: And they didn't shave their sideburns!
/get off lawn, ya bastid!

Ken Tremendous is related to Dwight Schrute?

The Dook win is a minor skirmish in a long war. Wake me when they play for the ACC title and a #1 seed in the East Region.

@Chamomiles Davis:

It's no "day the music died" in Lubbock, but then, what is a good day there?

/if I shit my pants, will that now get Don McLean out of my head?

@The Gizmo from Pismo: turn down that music! Get off my lawn!

@HazelMaesLandingStrip: It's on IMDB.com

I don't think I like knowing who Ken Tremendous is now. I liked thinking he was some brilliant schmuck who created the best sports blog ever out of untapped talent, not as an extension to his real "job".

@The Gizmo from Pismo: This being Duke men's basketball, the strippers were male.

And Dicky V performed an erotic lockerroom dance for Coach K after the game.

@redsoxchick:

He's Mose Schrute! Cousin Mose! He lives on a beet farm!

@Sh!tShow: The tragedy is that I stole that line from Carlos Mencia.

Suck it, Dookies! Yeahhhh!!!

Wait.... we lost?

/hungover and confused in chapel hill