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I want to name my bar Drunkula.

Drunkzilla

Or The Brothers Drunkaramazov.

Dracudrunk?

I'm partial to The Boozatorium.

or Drunky McDrunkersons

100 Drunks in Solitude.

Drinking and Halloween? I think Richard Christy's got a hard-on...

He should've named it "Dr. Unkenstein's"...

...duh.

I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter....

Samuel and Michael are family names. My Grandfather used to own a bar called The S and M Lounge. He could never figure out why I was laughing.

@DongerArd: That's actually the sequel to the script I'm writing: Dr. Acula.

He looks exactly like the Heat Miser from the old Rudolph cartoon.
/anyone?

There used to be a joint in El Paso called Wildhare's Booze and Adventure. At least Drunkenstein's has a literary flair to it.

So that's where Buddy Pine ended up.

Thelonius Drunk's Jazz Bar & Good Timery.

The Deadspin headline for this sounds like an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode

I'm not sure I'd choose to enter a bar called Drunkensteins. I would, however, sprint into a place called Pukey McDrunkalot's.

Or Beer Fart's Tavern.

All Hurlers Eve Bar and Grille.

This guy sounds like a Ron Paul supporter.

Your move, Dr. Graham. How're you going to compare me to this fellow?