This story has everything: Terroristic Super Bowl threats; death metal; crazy hairdos; and a bar named Drunkenstein's. Enjoy. [Fan IQ]
5:35 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Rick
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I want to name my bar Drunkula.
Drunkzilla
Or The Brothers Drunkaramazov.
Dracudrunk?
I'm partial to The Boozatorium.
or Drunky McDrunkersons
100 Drunks in Solitude.
Drinking and Halloween? I think Richard Christy's got a hard-on...
He should've named it "Dr. Unkenstein's"...
...duh.
I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter....
Samuel and Michael are family names. My Grandfather used to own a bar called The S and M Lounge. He could never figure out why I was laughing.
@DongerArd: That's actually the sequel to the script I'm writing: Dr. Acula.
He looks exactly like the Heat Miser from the old Rudolph cartoon.
/anyone?
There used to be a joint in El Paso called Wildhare's Booze and Adventure. At least Drunkenstein's has a literary flair to it.
So that's where Buddy Pine ended up.
Thelonius Drunk's Jazz Bar & Good Timery.
The Deadspin headline for this sounds like an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode
I'm not sure I'd choose to enter a bar called Drunkensteins. I would, however, sprint into a place called Pukey McDrunkalot's.
Or Beer Fart's Tavern.
All Hurlers Eve Bar and Grille.
This guy sounds like a Ron Paul supporter.
Your move, Dr. Graham. How're you going to compare me to this fellow?
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