I have a confession today to...I am Will Leitch!

@Civil Negligence: *too, damnit. At least Will can spell.

So does this mean there's a job opening at Fremulon Insurance in Partridge, KS?

This update has broken my internets.

Quaid ... close ...... the tags ....

you must wrestle fear !

I didn't know IMDB had a sports blog section.

My real name is bgsudood13.

All right, which one of you writes for Colbert?

The part where Mose is running alongside Jim and Pam's car is a top 5 Office moment for me.

"Mose is my cousin and he lives here. He will always be my best friend. Unless things go well with Ryan today, in which case I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore."

@Civil Negligence:

Don't you mean, "We are Will Leitch?"

Why haven't they written Joe Morgan out of the script yet?

So I have this script about a gay NBA player who lies to Congress about his steroid use, gets busted for dogfighting, and then flees to Venezuela where he is imprisioned for attempting to light some people on fire . . . any takers?

So we've seen a guy from Fire Joe Morgan in the Outhouse. Huh.

@ASox: Who's attached?

Ok, since we are coming clean; my name isn't really Stev. It's Steve.

Since everyone else is doing it...I have a confession to make as well.
I am Biggie Smalls.
Yes, fellow commenters. I did not die more than a decade ago in the arms of Puff Daddy, as he was known then. Instead, I decided the rap game was not for me anymore and that I wanted to live in anonymity and thus enrolled at Ohio State, where every student here thinks I'm a athlete, not a former rap star. Whew. It feels good to get that off my chest.

@Stev D: My name is actually Weed Against Speedinski.

@Civil Negligence: You obviously haven't read GSTF or roughly 87% of the posts on here.

Are we sure we aren't going to find out Mr. Tremendous was making up those California and Oregon recruiters the whole time?

@Tuffy: Well, Martin Lawrence of course . . .

You don't mind when we commenters stay anonymous, right?

I feel I should tell the truth: despite my commenter name, and my avatar, I am not actually a person with special needs.

@Weed Against Speed: My name is Preston Quincy Crashinzski, Esq.

I'm Bill Simmons. Sorry guys.

/goes and masturbates on Welker jersey
/hangs out with Hench and JBug
/gets whipped by wife
/shits pants

@Stev D: I don't even know who you are anymore.

@Stev D: I sepll my name with an 'i'.

Dave King writes for Frank TV. So you can blame him for those commercials.

I actually am Fred Barnett. Lotsa time on my hands these days.

@ASox: Get me The Rock in the lead, and Jessica Biel as his on-again-off-again beard, and we have a deal.

My admission: I'm actually not a pimp. At least beyond a reasonable doubt, using the definition under MA state law. As far as you all know.

Also, when I type /shits pants, I'm not actually shitting my pants. Mostly.

Count Choculitis....Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

@Sh!tShow: And 'spell' like this.

we have faith in the general reading populace

You must have missed the day they opened the comments. For 2 hours.

Does this mean my Fremulon Insurance policy isn't valid?

I am actually not Shigeru Miyamoto's chin. My name is Bruce Wayne.

A quick IMDB search reveals that one "Dave King" writes for Frank TV.

God, don't let it be so.

Mose? That's nothing - Dwight Schrute writes Stephen A. Smith's blog

I am Spartacus.

I have a confession to make: I'm actually funny. My terrible comments were all for show.

Fo' sho'. Ha ha! See? I actually am funny!

@Pharmacoug: I think you mean Stephen A Smith's My Blog

@Red Sox Stats Guy: Why, cruel world?

Guys? I'm not really Spaceman Spiff. I'm......Stupendous Man!

You may find this shocking, but there is one man out there that does not have a price for the Million Dollar Man. That man? Yep, you guessed it: Dave Coulier.

@poutineandgravy: We all have things on our resume we're not proud of. I was once a telemarketer.

Ok, ok - I'm Chris Gwynn.

Oh, and I'm not really Vincent Tremblay. I'm actually Phillipe DeRouville. I always wanted to use the only Penguins goalie more obscure than me as an alias.

I am Beowulf

Joe Morgan, Plaschke, Woody Hayes and Mike Celzic just deleted the Office from their Tivo season passes.

I am Sparta.

If you need any advice, consult Junior:

# 2007 MTV Movie Awards (2007) (TV) (consultant)
# "South Park" (consultant) (7 episodes, 2006)
- Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (2006) TV episode (consultant)

I'm not really a dog...or am I?

I'm Brian Fellows?

I am Woman?
I am the walrus?

I for one look forward to Kelly Kapur busting out with something about VORP or WHIP or something in an upcoming Office episode.

@poutineandgravy: @Red Sox Stats Guy: That's gotta be the easiest gig in the world.

Frank TV Episode #104 (air 10/14/08)

ACT 1:
Frank imitates [Madden/Barkley/Bush/someone else].

ACT 2:
See Scene 1, change person.

ACT 3:
See Scene 2.

END

@Spaceman Spiff: um... awkward...

Actually, I have a confession to make too. I am no one important. Sadly, my pathetic normal life is really nothing to write home about. Carry on, gus.

Speaking of revealing true identities, Will's emo bangs look like a mask. He's really...

/tears off mask

...Old Mr. Winters!

Weintraub is Shanoff, Shanoff is Weintraub

I'm really not this dog in my avatar, but Fred Garvin male prostitute.