How the hell did Stev D's jizz history comment not win the internets yesterday?

I'm glad someone is finally standing up to the scourge that is 'trades' in professional sports!

They forgot about us.

Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia ---OopsThereGoesAnotherMailbox

tetherball, Olympic race, sparkling, Tim Duncan, Wisconsin, a book of matches, next week, a lot of money, witch's brew

A whole community of people named Ed would frighten and intrigue me.

"Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, Greed, and Lust"
-- John Doe

"Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much less."

/Fixed

Lions and Tigers and shitty comments, oh my!

Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... c-c-c-c-c-cocaine -JHomme01

Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! - EndOfTheWorld

...All this and MORE, on the next episode of Vacuous Dipshits!

Wait a fucking minute.

CommunityEds winning featured comment is like Iracane winning Comment of the Fortnight.

Determined, Worker, Intense, Good Worker, Hard Worker, Terrific -- dkschrute08

Barbeque shrimp, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad-Bubba

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio ,
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
,Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
,Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
-wedidn'tstartthefire

They couldn't find anything remotely intelligent today, so they wrote their own featured comment. I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION.

grass growing, paint drying, earth rotating, dust settling, skin wrinkling, slowly dying, and much more...

Songs and stories and so much more.
-Polkaroo

(I am aware not many of you will get this reference.)

"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team,
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland."

-- BJoel.08

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: that sounds like the Heath Ledger cocktail

Too soon?

Billy Joel wrote today's featured comment?

@tater: you googled the lyrics faster than me

@tater: @PenskeMaterial:

See, I went with R.E.M. because I knew there'd be too many WDSTF jokes.

censored, ESPN rules, censored, I love Simmons, censored, Stephen A. is so insightful, censored . . .
--howespncommentingreallyworks

@Kid Canada: See you soon at the Polka Dot Door.

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, forty years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

(Re: ESPN celebrates the one-year anniversary of comments on its site)

I went from Phoenix, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma
Philadelphia, Atlanta, L.A.
Northern California, where the girls are warm
So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah--SMiller

@PenskeMaterial: heyyyy

@Kid Canada:
Marigold was hot. Wait, what?

@racistmascot_inc:
Actually I got it from Dwight Schrute...execpt it was "Ryan Started the Fire."

@Kid Canada: +1 That bastard used to creep the fuck out of me.

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning - BJoel

@MDT: Sorry. So did you.

@44 in a Row:

As we reflect on the genesis of ESPN commenting, I would just like to congratulate me for being so fucking awesome during the attack on ESPN.

Seriously, what happened to all of that funny? I was on a roll that day, and I've had zilch since then.

@PenskeMaterial:
Gulity as charged.

Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids, Simmons being a total pussy and not allowing comments , and much more.

/fixed

@PenskeMaterial: First of all, no one understands relationships like Billy Joel, okay? "Uptown Girl" got me through high school - long story for another day. ---ShinsFan4Ever

"Gadun, BryanV21, PZickler, hip cat daddio, Deraz in VA, Huckel 39, lennis420, the list of idiots is unending." herestoanotheryear

You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Ventura County line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Santa Cruz and Trestles
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Australia's Narrabeen
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over Manhattan
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
And down Doheny Way
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S.A.--WastedGenius

"Cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy."

(Re: Deadspin celebrates the use of the seven so-called seven dirty words and dick jokes)

@Kid Canada: Hey, where were you? You just missed polkaroo.

Confused? You won't be after next week's episode of Soap!
--NLear4eva

@Im a people person. Who drinks.: It's a great combination year round, not just a feel good hit of the summer

I've been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,Wichita, Tulsa,Ottawa ,Oklahoma, Tampa,Panama, Mattawa,LaPaloma, Bangor, Baltimore,Salvador,Amarillo,Tocapillo,Barranquilla,And Padilla.
-jcash

"Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much more." -- CommunityEds

it's about time they started reading the charges as ESPN is indicted for crimes against our intelligence.

What are things that have never been in my kitchen?
-PostmanCliff86

Vick, Imus, Bonds, playoffs, championships, trades, spygate, steroids and much more, today on Oprah.

Cubs in the playoffs, the Indians in winter (or something), Notre Dame Nostradamus (see you in 2010!!), the Jazz' best trades, and much less ...

"The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right."
--MStipeUGA

@shea_guevara: @GreatOdensRaven:
I would like the two of you to battle to the death for my +1.

@Yostal:

Look about 30 comments up, my friend. I got the REM covered.

@racistmascot_inc: Well done. My bad..

OK, trying again:
"From the South Bay to the Valley, from the West Side to the East Side, Everybody's very happy, 'Cause the sun is shining all the time, Looks like another perfect day...I love L.A."
--ShortPeople

@agamemnon_busmalis:

Not again! I always miss him!

Dc, San Antone and the Liberty town, Boston and Baton Rouge
Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma city, Seattle, San francisco, too
Everywhere theres music, real live music, bands with a million styles
But its still that some old rock and roll music
That really drives em wild
-BermansbuddyHuey