I too drink Miller Lite to get jacked.

So, according to the style of beer can, this all happened circa 1992?

Asking for, and taking, steroids in the ass = rape. Duh

INVISIBUL MASTERBATIN STEROID UECKER

Only thing that's evidence of is that you drink shitty beer.

Clemens crushed the beer can to prove the effects of the steroids on his manliness.

Budweiser's going to be pissed, it's the official beer of baseball.

Also, should I be impressed or disgusted that McNamee is such a little weasel?

I think a little bit of both.

Roger Clemens and Lary Sorensen have the same bailiff.

i think the rationale for the beer can is that it was used to store discarded needles. although if they're not in there anymore, one wonders how useful it is as "evidence."

I'm not pissed off at Clemens for taking steroids or lying. I'm pissed at him because he actually drinks Miller Lite in a can.

Most juicers do ripcords during the injection

Steroids: Suck One

Video evidence of Roger Clemens coming clean!

MacNamee's former NYPD, so of course he knows the best way to store evidence: in an open container once full of alcohol.

Miller lite and stuff that goes in the butt = Brady quinns plans for this weekend....except the miller lite is boones farm

Watch - Clemens goes down for perjury. Because he can't keep his big fat mouth shut.

PEDs: Taste great! Less filling!

I always pegged Rog to be more of a High Life man.

A couple of pokes with a safety pin and you got yourself a makeshift pipe. Even J.R. Rider knows that.

Clemens probably read somewhere that alcohol can be used to sterilize needles.

And to think, I've been drinking Milwaukee's Best all this time to turn into a raging Beast.

Steroids are legal in the More Taste League

Who holds on to steroid garbage and takes pictures of it? Seriously, smells funny to me, this whole "evidence pile" McNamee produced.

You can use a can, and once my buddy smoked it out of an apple in a pinch. Oh, wait, we're talking about steroids? Then I have no clue.

Wade Boggs thinks Clemens is a pussy for drinking just one Miller Lite.

I keep a hair and blood sample from everyone I've ever met in a cooler in my basement. You know, just in case.

This is obviously the garbage of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Beer - The Official Steroid at Dumpsterdining's House....and it doesn't make your family jewels turn into powder filled raisins

I think all this proves is that Wade Boggs was also involved.

So what will be presented as the ground-breaking 'Exhibit Two'? A used condom? Laffy taffy wrapper?

The Miller Lite can has echoes of the Clarence Thomas sexual harassment hearings for me (which would make the circa 1992 call all the more accurate).

I agree with McNamee. Shitty beer does taste better after you inject it with steroids.

This seems more like evidence that Keith Richards stayed at your place once in 1997.

He got Rog drunk before he injected him in the ass. Lowered inhibitions.

@Civil Negligence:

Probably an empty bag of Big League Chew.

If you inject steroids in another man's ass, you shouldn't go running to Congress and tell everyone about it.

Man law?

The only thing missing from this photo is the blue dress that was stored in McNamee's closet all these years.

@Dr. Spaceman: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with gloves. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Wainright? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Bonds, and you curse the Mitchell Report. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Ken Caminiti's death, while tragic, probably saved bullpens. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves bullpens.

This obviously means Roger Clemens needs a little booze before he takes it in the ass.

Roger will probably get out of it when the bloody glove doesn't fit.

See, you poke holes in the flattened part of the beer can, and then you put your mouth up to the hole and you use your lighter...

Oh wait, never mind. That's for pot not steroids.

Beer makes my belly grow bigger. Clearly, it's the work of a growth hormone.

@Matt_T: what he said.

"Oil Can" Boyd > "Beer Can" Clemens > "Soup Can" Pats guy.

Beer muscles, obviously.

@Schluby: And that's a +1 to you, m- (glass shatters)

It is amazing what you can smoke weed out of when in a pinch.

Beer muscles.

"Wadded Up Napkin, Empty Syringe and Crushed Beer Can"
--McNamee, 2003, digital print
--On loan from MOMA

@Doyle McPoyle: Damn. One minute faster.

There just has to be something wrong with a man that caries through on teh though, "I better hold on to these soiled medical supplies just in case I have to testify in front of congress."

Dude...take out the trash like your wife asks you every once in a while!

@BigRicks: Steroids. I recommend them before and during dates with obese women.

@blackheartededitor: This is easily among Ansel Adams' worst work.

@MerryLander: You are probably right. But you also have to account for the fact that MacNamee knew Clemens would be a backstabbing fucktard.

Not shown: half eaten Clark Bar stolen from George Castanza

Charlize Theron using an apple as a bong thinks there's noth