Wait. It's Rambone. It's a porn.

The problem with career builder is that they can't tell my resumes are covered in Old Spice. That's 50% of my employment appeal.

The Outlaw Josey Wales!

Trying to save a life isn't wasting your life, is it? Now-help-me-get-out-of-these-wet-clothes.

/Rambone'd

Go home.

The problem with career builder is that they can't tell my resumes are covered in Old Spice. That's 50% of my employment appeal.

That's just in the US, though. If you're willing to relocate to Belgium, they love Old Spice in Bruges.

@Catalyst: CareerBuilder sends me an e-mail once a week telling me they found a "job match" -

As a ship captain.

I've been in a boat (as a passenger) about 4 times in my life.

Thanks CareerBuilder.

I saw this last Friday and it was everything I hope it would be. Let the bodies hot the floor indeed

@Matt_T:

I agree. He looks good for near-60.

What?

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Ever watch Deadliest Catch or the Love Boat? Because they might count that as experience.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

They sent me a "job match" of a director of cardiovascular surgery. I have a PoliSci degree, but who am I to argue with Careerbuilder?

I applied.

/hoping we don't get banned for openly criticizing sponsers. FUCK YOU FUNNY LINDSAY LOHAN PICS!

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I'm four months away from finishing my law degree. Do you need an admirality lawyer?

@Catalyst: I have my law degree and a license.

They consider that relevant experience for ship captaincy.

So, something to think about when you are studying for the Bar this summer.

@Catalyst: I'm sorry.

@GreatOdensRaven: No, but I have seen Shipmates - the cruise ship dating show.

And, it was a fantastic show.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I am an engineer who is one semester into law school- I get CFO jobs across the country sent to me. I cant balance my checkbook, let alone a company's finances.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian:

Did you, perhaps, cite on your resume that you stayed at a Holiday Inn last night?

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: Well, Deadlist Catch would slow down the ship captain idea, but it makes those crab legs so much more delicious. People died to bring me those.

@Al_Czerviks_Ride:

You are clearly ready to run such Fortune 500 companies as Enron, WorldCom, or Tyco.

@Stay Away From Oprah:

"You know, it was an excellent movie, now that I think about it. After all, you know, it does combine the emotional drama of a custody child hearing with, uh.. ARM WRESTLING!!"

@The Fan's Attic: Don't weep for me, for I am already dead.

/Barney Gumble

@Trenton Makes The World Takes: Why isn't there a sequel to over the Top instead of Rambo? A guy arm wrestles to win his son's love - there's a concept I can't get enough of.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: I once flipped a Hobiecat and have seen a few episodes of Capt'n Stabbin. Where do I sign?