It is Saturday. It is February. It is not beach volleyball weather.
Nevertheless, let's try to fill the empty, open space of your weekended minds with magical turns of phrase and haunting images that won't ever go away.
I must admit that I'm not a regular reader of Deadspin weekends, so forgive me if today is not your usual batch of lazy afternoon programming. There will be sports, don't worry. I'm sure there will be a few other things as well.
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For those who like effeminate blues-infused shoegazing: The world drags me down...